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Really Small Problems

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So they said I couldn't remove my thumb but look at that.

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Whoop.

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You sliced it off! You sliced off your own thumb!

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(LAUGHS) You make doing homework actually fun.

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And they say humans can't do magic.

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Luz... (GRUNTS) You've been talking to them all morning.

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Don't forget about The Luz and King Comedy Hour.

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Please, no. Not the comedy hour.

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This week I've been working with props.

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Oh. dear. I've gotten a tube stuck on my nose.

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Will I ever eat again?

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-Looks like I'm toast. -(LAUGHS)

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It just goes on like this for an hour.

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Hey, you doughboy. Quit loafing around.

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Why don't you bake me?

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-(BOTH LAUGHING) -(BEEPING)

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School time. See you guys in class.

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-Bye. -But what about the thumb?

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-(SIGHS) -Hey, don't worry.

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We'll finish our comedy hour when I get home. Mwah.

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(GIGGLES) Oh, you.

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Try not to miss me while I'm gone.

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(GRUNTS)

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You... You really think she's coming back this time?

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Yes, she'll be back. She always comes back.

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It's cute you miss her though.

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The King of Demons... (GRUNTS)

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The King of Demons misses nobody.

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I wouldn't care if she came through this door right now. (GRUNTS)

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-Hey, you're... -You're back!

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(GRUNTS) I didn't miss you at all.

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Apparently there's an infestation of pixies at Hexside,

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so school's been canceled.

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That sounds like a crumby situation.

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(BOTH LAUGHS)

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Hey, guess what's been in my mouth that I'm about to throw up?

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(RETCHING)

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The mail!

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Junk, junk. Death-hex.

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Oh, a carnival's in town today.

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A carnival? You know, I've been so busy with school lately

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what do you say we take this comedy hour on tour?

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It'll be a Luz and King day.

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That's my kind of day.

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Let's all three of us go.

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An adventure with friends.

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I'll go pack my stuff.

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Carnivals bring crowds and crowds bring suckers.

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This could be the perfect chance to try out my new get-witch-quick scheme.

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I'm in. To the carnival!

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BOTH: To the carnival!

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Good news. I'm bringing my knapsack full of games.

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Hello?

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-(BUZZING) -Oh, a fly!

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Talk to me! Talk to me!

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(OPENING THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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Well, here we are, kids. Look at all that fresh meat.

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-(BUZZING) -(SMACKING)

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And smell all the fresh meat.

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-(SNIFFS) -(BUZZING)

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(COUGHS)

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Fun.

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(HOOTS)

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No games for you, Owlbert. We've got scams to run.

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(HOOTS)

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-Friends, welcome! -(ALL GASP)

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I see you got my postcard.

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Tibbles, you sent this?

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Mmm-hmm.

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Aren't you mad at us for destroying your stand?

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Oh, and destroying his life. That was the best part.

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No, no, no. I should thank you.

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After my stand was destroyed,

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I reevaluated my life and found my true calling.

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I'm now ringmaster of...

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Tibbles's Tent of Tiny Terrors.

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Aw! It's like a regular circus, but adorably small.

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-(SNARLS) -You're my friends now.

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I don't buy it.

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What kind of con are you running?

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No cons here, Owl Lady. Only pros.

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In fact, why don't we toast our newfound friendship

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with this totally innocent bottle of water?

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Oh, yeah, sure. Why don't I just...

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-(GRUNTS) -(GROANS)

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I'm okay.

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I know poison when I see it. You can't scam a scammer.

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Now speaking of scams...

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Beat it, loser!

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(CLATTERING)

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Step right up to...

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Eda's Human Horror House.

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Humans shed their skin and I've got proof.

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You should really put a lock on your closet.

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You know what, Eda can pick through my socks all she wants.

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Because today is all about having a great time

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with my partner in crime.

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That's me. I love crime.

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(BOTH GIGGLING)

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Have a good time, friends...

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While it lasts.

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Dunk the skeleton. Win a prize!

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Aah. I'm covered in pores!

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Now this is my kinda weird. So, what do you wanna do first?

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We could brave the molar coaster or eat a mysterious blob...

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Ooh, what's that? (GRUNTS)

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Huh. Some kind of deadly string weapon.

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No, silly. That's a friendship bracelet.

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Is that a type of deadly weapon?

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A weapon of love.

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It's basically a declaration to the whole world

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that you're the best of friends.

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Oh-oh. That's way safer than becoming blood brothers.

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Luz, we must have those bracelets!

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And... Yoink.

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Sorry, ma'am. If your bone son wants these bracelets

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you have to play the games and win the tickets.

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You know, carnival rules.

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Beat up the man and steal his things for me.

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Or let's just play the games.

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Oh, okay.

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(BOTH LAUGHING)

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BOTH: Games! Games! Games!

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-(GASPS) Friends! -Hey, Luz.

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Oh, my gosh. I didn't think I'd see carniv-y'all here.

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-Boo. -I got an invitation from Tibbles.

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We figured it's a trap since we squashed his stand with a walking house.

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But who cares?

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This place has a Scarris wheel.

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It's like a human Ferris wheel, but it gives you long-lasting nightmares.

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Yes! This mama is ready for trauma.

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-Ahem. -Oh, yeah.

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We're on a very important quest to win a special prize for King.

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Oh, we could help with that.

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Aw. Does the little guy wanna win a prize?

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Does he? Does he?

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-(GIBBERISH) -(GRUNTS)

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What do you think, King? The more the merrier, huh?

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Um, sure. Whatever you want, Luz.

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All right. Approval!

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-Whoo! -Yeah! Yeah.

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(INAUDIBLE)

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(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)

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So the pixie infestation was actually caused

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when Boscha's pet pixie escaped its cage...

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(GRUNTING, GROANING)

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Curse these stubby legs!

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(ALL LAUGHING)

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-(SIGHS) -Oh, my, my, my.

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You seem troubled.

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Huh? Who said that?

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It is I, Obvioso, the all-seeing psychic.

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Haven't I seen you somewhere?

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It's almost so...

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Obvious?

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That's what I was gonna say.

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Wow. You really are psychic.

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You're right. And Obvioso can see that something

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is bothering you, little friend.

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(SIGHS) You got my number, Obvioso.

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Today was supposed to be about me and Luz, see?

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But now she's distracted by her cool new school friends.

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What if I were to tell you

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that there was a way to make all those problems disappear?

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I'd say that sounds illegal.

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I would also say go on.

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(LAUGHS)

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Behold.

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Holy bones! You poofed it.

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Call the cops! This guy's crazy!

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(LAUGHS) Hey. The spray is only temporary.

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I just give my cheeks a tap and then...

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It returns safe and sound.

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-(CAWS) -(CHIRPING)

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Take this.

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Enjoy the carnival without the problems.

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Luz, Willow, and Gus will be none the wiser.

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Whoa. You even know their names.

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Guess there's no use arguing with a fortune-teller.

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Thanks, Obvioso.

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(LAUGHS EVILLY)

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Hey, side note, in the future do I ever find love?

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Uh, yes.

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(GIGGLES)

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(SIGHS)

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Hmm. Maybe I should think about this first.

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King! Sorry we lost you back there, little dude.

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Hey, it's okay.

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Let's go back to the games and win those bracelets.

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But we haven't gone on any rides

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and there's no line for the bumper carcasses.

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-Games! -Carcasses!

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-Games! -Carcasses!

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(STOMACH RUMBLES)

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Food! I'm gonna grab some rotten candy while you guys figure this out. Bye!

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When Luz comes back, let's go on the three-man cauldron spinner.

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Or the triple swing.

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Oh, and that's close to those photo booths that can fit exactly three people.

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But today was me and Luz's day.

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Aw. Does the little baby boo miss his buddy Luz?

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Does he? Does he?

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(GRUNTS) The King of Demons misses nobody.

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I demand you put me down!

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BOTH: What?

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Oh, no! What have I done?

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Wow. I guess they really wanted to ride those bumper carcasses.

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Actually, Luz, there's something I gotta tell you.

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No. There's something I gotta tell you, King.

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I said I'd help you win those friendship bracelets.

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So win them we shall, okay?

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Uh, Willow and Gus will be okay for a little while, right?

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-What was that? -Nothing.

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Now let's go. (CHUCKLES)

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LUZ: Ready or not, here we crumb.

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KING: Yes! (CHUCKLES)

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First, I'm growing out of my clothes. Now I'm shrinking?

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Dang, puberty. You're the craziest coaster of them all.

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Ugh.

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(SCREAMS) What happened to us?

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Did I black out on the molar coaster again?

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Sketchy carnival rides are not to blame this time.

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King had something in his pouch that made us small.

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And I just got tall enough for the rides!

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-(SOBS) -(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

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Gus...

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(GRUNTS)

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I think we're safe now.

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(BOTH SCREAMING)

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Ew.

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Enough of this.

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(RUMBLING)

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(SCREECHING)

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Quick! We have to find Luz and get her attention

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before any more carnival animals hunt us down.

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(WHISTLING)

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(BUZZING)

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Eat up, my steed. Lead us to safety.

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It's so hairy. Why is it so hairy?

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-Because up close, everything is hairy. -Whoa!

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Round as the moon, her ears are,

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with mood swings as terrifying as night itself.

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Now, who wants to touch an outdated human reference?

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-I do. -Me!

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Okay, show's over. This witch doesn't have a license.

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-I can't do time again! -Run!

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-Uh, what are you? The Fun Police? -Yes!

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(SQUEAKS)

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And you're coming with me.

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Uh, excuse me, sir. I'd like to have a word with your staff.

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Owlbert. Owlbert! Where are you?

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-(HOOTS) -(BELL DINGING)

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Owlbert, you're lucky I can't be mad at your adorable antics.

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(CLATTERING)

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Hey, I caught her.

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I hate carnivals.

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(GRUNTS, PANTS)

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-(GRUNTS) We can't keep doing this. -(GASPS)

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We won't have to for much longer.

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Just when I thought I couldn't respect the law any less...

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(SQUEAKING)

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...it surprises me.

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So I hear you're running scams at my carnival?

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That's my job.

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And I take my job very seriously.

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(WHIRRING)

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Spare me the yuks. What do you want?

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Since I'm a forgiving demon, I'll give you two options.

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I can pass you along to the Emperor's Coven

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who'll throw you in the Conformatorium,

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or you can scam for me.

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1,230, 1,231...

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Now, King, before you spend your tickets

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are you sure you want those friendship bracelets and not this bad boy?

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(GROWLS) I am the King of Night.

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And every breath you take brings you closer to darkness.

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This guy's a riot.

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Yes, Luz. I want the bracelets.

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It's kind of important to me, okay?

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I can be important to you.

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I, who have seen the birth and death of countless nations...

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-(GROANS) -Hey, stop it.

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No, no. Stop it.

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Yes, where was I...

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Well, lost count. Okay, one, two,

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three, four, five, six...

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Ugh, gross. I'm gonna need a mirror.

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I'll be right back, King.

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...12, 13, 14...

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Count faster.

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Huh. Here we go.

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"You Made It."

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Aw, what a supportive sign. Wait a sec.

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-Supportive friends! -No, Luz. Don't do it.

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(THUD)

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Huh?

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Oh, my gosh.

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One million.

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Yep, I just counted to one million.

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The bracelets are yours.

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Yes. Yes!

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Now Luz and I will share a bond as mighty as these trinkets.

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(LAUGHS)

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Heya, Luz. Good news. I got the bracelets.

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-King... -Huh? (GASPS)

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You splashed us with something to make us small.

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And now I can't go on the big-boy rides! You monster.

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You weren't supposed to shrink.

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You were supposed to disappear.

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-No. Wait. -What?

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No, no, no. No, Luz. I can explain.

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I wanted to win the bracelets and there was this psychic, see.

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That must've been what did it. Give me the spray bottle, King.

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No, wait. I gotta explain.

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-There's nothing to explain. -I was just trying to...

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Shrink my friends?

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-I was trying to solve my problems. -(GRUNTS)

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BOTH: Uh-oh.

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BOTH: Hi.

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Wait, I can fix it.

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Obvioso showed me how. Behold.

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Why isn't this working?

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I'd say it's working quite well.

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Um, Luz, I think King is broken.

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Tapping my cheeks is supposed to turn us normal.

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The psychic told me.

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Oh, did he? But what if he

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lied to you from the start?

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Hold on.

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Lied to you from the start?

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It's different.

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You fiend. When Obvioso finds out you stole his mustache...

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Oh...

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The potion was designed by me.

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Guess whose cheeks control it?

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Why are you doing this?

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When you destroyed my stand,

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you destroyed generations of Grimm Hammer history.

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Now it's time to pay.

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(ALL SCREAM)

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Welcome to the greatest show on the Boiling Isles.

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(CHEERING)

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(ALL GASP)

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Will these witches and demons survive feeding time?

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Let's find out.

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(RINGING)

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(SNARLING, GROWLING)

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Aw, at least he's still my friend.

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(GROWLING)

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That's how friends react.

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You ruined my livelihood.

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So now you'll feed my livelihood.

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Place your bets and enjoy the show.

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Well, if I have to go, at least I'm with my best friends.

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And King.

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(NEIGHING)

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Caramel Crab Apples. Get them hot and pinchy.

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-MAN: Hey, over here! -Yeah, yeah.

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Ah. Hold your spider-horses.

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(ALL GASP, SCREAM)

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We've gotta...

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Find a way out of here.

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(ROARING)

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Ah, King, you idiot. This is all your fault.

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But I think I know how to fix it.

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-King? -Willow, Gus, I'm sorry for poofing you.

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And, Luz, I'm sorry for taking you away from your friends.

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I know you'll eventually go home

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and now you're spending more time at school.

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I just wanna be around you!

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(ALL BOOING)

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No refunds.

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All right. I only have one shot.

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(GRUNTS)

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Darn flies.

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Oh, no.

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-(CROWD BOOING) -Hey, hey. No discounts, buddy.

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You guys owe me. There's nothing happening in this show.

0:18:41.62 - 0:18:44.71

Not a single one of those dumb kids have gotten hurt yet.

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Dumb kids?

0:18:46.42 - 0:18:47.42

Wait.

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Those are my dumb kids!

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(ALL SIGH)

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You shrunk the animals too?

0:19:01.64 - 0:19:03.89

It's the Tent of Tiny Terrors.

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Something needed to be tiny.

0:19:05.56 - 0:19:08.15

Finish the job! Get them kids.

0:19:08.52 - 0:19:09.53

Feast!

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(SMACKING)

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(NICKERING)

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(NEIGHING)

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(CROWD SCREAMING)

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They foiled my plans.

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You will pay for this!

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This time I'm gonna personally squash you.

0:19:30.05 - 0:19:32.67

Oh, no, Tibbles. That's not how entertainment works.

0:19:32.84 - 0:19:35.55

The bad guy always gets his just desserts.

0:19:35.84 - 0:19:37.76

Oh, no! Not desserts!

0:19:38.10 - 0:19:40.68

Hey, girls. This one's on the house.

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(SCREAMS)

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Looks like we ruined his life for a second time.

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We're on a roll.

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Gus, Willow, you're okay!

0:19:52.44 - 0:19:54.03

LUZ: All thanks to you, King.

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Here.

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It was all that was left.

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It's... It's okay.

0:20:03.12 - 0:20:05.25

Because now there's a piece for everybody.

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If you'll accept it, that is?

0:20:08.83 - 0:20:09.88

Thank you, King.

0:20:10.04 - 0:20:12.63

Yeah. I've always wanted to own a jagged piece of cheap metal.

0:20:12.80 - 0:20:14.09

That's very sweet.

0:20:14.26 - 0:20:15.34

I'm sorry, Luz.

0:20:15.51 - 0:20:17.93

Demons do crazy things when they've been missing somebody.

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And can I tell you a secret?

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-I've been missing you too. -(GIGGLES)

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Hey, we still have a few hours of carnival left.

0:20:25.18 - 0:20:26.98

Wanna hit those bumper carcasses?

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-You bread my mind. -(LAUGHS)

0:20:29.61 - 0:20:32.65

Yes! Bread puns. Bread puns forever.

0:20:32.90 - 0:20:33.90

You coming, Eda?

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Nah. I think I got everything I wanted.

0:20:37.45 - 0:20:39.45

(WOOD CREAKING)

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Yep. Another great year at the carnival.

0:20:42.62 - 0:20:45.70

Boy, fly, we sure get into some wacky hijinks, don't we?

0:20:45.87 - 0:20:48.92

Sure feel sorry for anyone that missed seeing us two rabble-rousers

0:20:49.08 - 0:20:50.38

getting into scrapes.

0:20:50.54 - 0:20:52.00

Good thing I brought a camera.

0:20:52.25 - 0:20:55.67

Yep. Hooty and fly. Together forever. You and me.

0:20:55.84 - 0:20:57.92

Every single day... (COUGHS)

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Now I know what friendship tastes like.

0:21:00.80 - 0:21:01.80

Yum.

0:21:02.39 - 0:21:03.43

Tastes like a bug.

0:21:04.77 - 0:21:06.52

(CLOSING THEME MUSIC PLAYING)